A hysterically misogynistic and very dated guide for those ladies seeking what seems a humourless guy who gets easily annoyed when you are just having some fun. Some of the advice though still stands today. Like not closing your mouth while chewing gum, and not talking to men while dancing. That's because we're trying to keep rhythm with the music, and are counting "one, two, one, two..." in our heads. Oh and doing your make-up in the rear-view mirror while anyone is driving, isn't a great idea too. And drinking too much? Who can blame her? This chap seems so uptight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
