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Cult Film Friday: The Astounding She Monster (1957)

13/3/2015

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1957 science fiction horror film, released as Mysterious Invader in the UK. The movie was shown on a double-bill with the longest titled movie of the time, Roger Corman's, The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (1957).

A scientist and a gang that has kidnapped a rich heiress come up against a sexy blonde alien with a skin-tight metallic suit, high heels, lipstick, and incredible eyebrows who has crash-landed her spaceship on Earth. She wanders around killing people, due to being highly radioactive. But the scientist discovers that she is not a willing killer, but only asking for help, unaware of how dangerous she is to humans.

There are Weird Wide Web rumours abound that the silent "she monster" of the movie, Shirley Kilpatrick, is an early role for actress Shirley Stoler. Stoler would later appear in such classics as The Deer Hunter (1978), Desperately Seeking Susan (1985) and Frankenhooker (1990). 
A classic piece of b-movie sci-fi fluff and nonsense, that has all the elements you'd expect from a "so-bad-its-good" movie of the period. Hammy acting, bad dialogue, melodramatic narration, a cliché rammed story-line, cheesy special effects, and a deadly female alien wearing a skin-tight catsuit. What more could any b-movie fan ask for? A perfect combination for any lover of 50s b-movies. That won't disappoint. 
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Cult Film Friday: The Colossus Of New York (1958)

13/2/2015

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Sci-fi b-movie from producer William Alland, who brought us such classics as, It Came From Outer Space (1953), The Creature From the Black Lagoon (1954), and This Island Earth (1955). Directed by Eugène Lourié, it's the story of a scientist's son, who following an accident has brain transplanted into the body of "the colossus". A 7 foot cyborg, that has more than a passing resemblance to Frankenstein. Except for the laser beams for eyes, and the on/off switch under his arm-pit. His father believes that by saving his son's brain, he can continue to serve mankind. Obviously, in true b-movie style, things don't go to plan. And soon the robot monster is on the rampage in New York, or as the promotional tag-line puts it, an "orgy of destruction".

The colossus was played by 7' 4" tall actor and stuntman Ed Wolff, famed for his movie monster roles. Wolff also starred in The Phantom Creeps (1939) and Invaders From Mars (1953). Before becoming an actor, he was a circus giant. He had his first film role in The Phantom Of The Opera (1925), at the age of 18.
The film's trailer begs the question: "Can a man's mind function in the body of a monster?" According to the film's "terrifying" philosophy, the divorced human brain - from its own body, heart and soul - would become monstrous, cold, and inhuman. "Fantastic are the implications of this story today, as men delve very closer to the secrets of eternity!" ... It's "Fantastic science fiction. That may soon become science fact!"
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My Personal Top Three: So Bad They're Good Movie Monsters Of 1950s B-Movies

20/1/2015

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Surely all horror movies fans love a good movie monster, but secretly I reckon that we all love a bad movie monster too.  Some are just straight out bad, but there are wonderful gems of movie monsters that are so bad that they are good, and inadvertently steal ever scene they are in, if not the whole movie because of their awesome awfulness. Here are my personal "top three" of the 1950s. (Other decades will follow!) 

#1. Gor the giant floating alien brain from The Brain from Planet Arous (1957).

This movie is one of my guilty secrets of 50s b-movies, it just has all the right clichéd elements worked into it. And the giant floating blimp of a brain Gor is just precious. The way he's often superimposed on the screen so badly that he dramatically alters scale in relation to the background still makes me snigger. Gor "One of the greatest intellects in the world where intelligence is everything!" Couldn't even crack a beer, and chill out on an evening. No wonder he's so up-tight!
#2. Ro-Man (Ro-Man Extension XJ-2) the gorilla suited robot from the moon in Robot Monster (1953).
I know it's kind of an obvious choice, as Ro-Man is likely one of the most infamous of bad movie monsters, but I like Ro-Man, he's cute. You just want to give him a big hug. The half gorilla, half gold fish bowl may well have destroyed the whole of humanity apart from the few bad actors that appear in the movie with him, but it turns out he's a monster with a heart. Despite managing to traverse the world seemingly without any major problems, taking out billions of humans with his Calcinator Death Ray, all it took was the love of  a good woman to reveal poor old Ro-Man's weakness. Even after Ro-Man has killed her sister, Alice actually seems quite enamoured of him. And wouldn't we all be? After all he is just a big cuddly-wuddly teddy bear in need of love and understanding. Sure he has TV antennas sticking out of his head, but hey we all have our flaws don't we? 
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#3. Zontar the shuffling cone shaped creature from It Conquered The World (1956).
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And not to be confused with the ugly abomination that was the Zontar of the 1966 remake, Zontar, the Thing from Venus. No! This is the original Zontar, the one of the Roger Corman movie. The cone-shaped cactus creature with lobster claws. Apparently Zontar was red, though I always visualise him as green, cactus green. Like the discarded end of an unwanted courgette (sorry zucchini), that'd mutated and was trying to take revenge for not been made into that delicious ratatouille you had for dinner.
See the top three movie monster list from the other decades... 1960s, 1970s, 1980s and 1990s.
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Mix-Tape Monday: Atom Bomb Baby

12/1/2015

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Not done a Mix-Tape Monday for quite a while now. In fact I posted a blog post related to this mix-tape all the way back in October, with Weird Music: Atomic Platters.  Anyway, better later than never and all that. Hope it was worth the wait. This is actually one of my personal favourites, and the quirkiest mix-tape so far. A mix of songs from all weird and wonderful genres of music, from extremely up-tempo happy tunes to... Actually they're all quite up-tempo considering the theme! All interspersed with Civil Defense PSAs and atomic attack radio warning messages. Giving it a bit of weird retro a 50s/60s radio station feel. 
Download Atom Bomb Baby here.
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Weird Music: I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas.

24/12/2014

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Gayla Peevey was a child star from Ponca City, Oklahoma. She is best known for her recording,  "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" (1953), which she recorded when she was 10 years old. When this song came out, the Oklahoma City Zoo started a fundraiser to “buy a hippo for Gayla”. It worked, but she later donated it to the zoo, as it was  a bit hard to keep a hippo at home in Oklahoma.

The hippopotamus named Matilda spent 45 years at the Oklahoma City Zoo, and then sadly died at age 47 from a heart attack in 1998 while being transferred to the Walt Disney World's Disney's Animal Kingdom, in Orlando, Florida.


If the song isn't odd enough, the accompanying video here just adds to the bizarre nature of this novelty song. I first heard this song back in 2012, and used it as the theme music for the Weird Retro Christmas Countdown, of alternative Christmas movies.

Captain Kangaroo, recorded a version of the song in the 1960s. And has been covered by novelty song radio broadcaster, Dr. Demento.

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Bizarre Profiles: Yoshihiro Tatsumi

26/11/2014

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Japanese comic book artist who is widely credited with starting the gekiga (劇画) style of alternative adult comics in Japan, having first used the term in 1957. Many other artists have picked up and used the term gekiga (meaning "dramatic pictures"), rather than the more common term manga (meaning "whimsical pictures"). As with the advent of graphic novels over and above comic books in the West, artists like Tatsumi wanted to write about adult themes and make serious social commentary through the use of a panel based pictorial narrative. Usually drawn in a more realistic style than the often exaggerated style of manga comic books.
I first came across Tatsumi's work in the late 80s, with the publication of an anthology of some of his early work, Good-Bye And Other Stories (1988). The stories of the foibles of ordinary citizens living in the big cities of postwar Japan fascinated and enthralled me. Cramped living, the hustle and bustle of daily life on the streets, and how one person trapped in this "new" Japan can so easily get lost. How beneath the surface of saving-face and correct customs of behaviour, there was a quite corruption of the traditional way of life. How men who had been through the war in particular felt emasculated, out of place in an ever changing cityscape, lonely, emotionally detached and desperate for love and affection. It was these insightful works of Tatsumi that started my life-long interest in Japan, and in particular the hectic streets of growing Asian metropolises like Tokyo. The heart-wrenching stories life's daily grind were it turned out wonderfully rendered snippets of reality, as I would later discover for myself when I was fortunate enough to spend many years living South Korea and had the opportunity to visit Japan. 
A Drifting Life (劇画漂流) is an autobiographical work of Tatsumi's, published in 2009. The book chronicles his life from 1945 to 1960 when he began submitting and publishing his style of adult themed comic books. In 2011 an animated drama was produced, based on A Drifting Life, as well as being interspersed with some of his short stories. These include Good-Bye and Just A Man, which also appear in the 1988 anthology. 

Good-Bye is a heartbreakingly depressing story of an occupied and beaten Japan. Centred around a prostitute, and her dysfunctional relationship with her father scheming. How she in shunned by her community for going with American soldiers, sinking in alcoholism, in a fit of drunken madness she breaks the ultimate taboo with her father. Sending him on his way to disappear into the busy streets as just another man, with a final "Good-bye... Good-bye..."
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Horror Hosts: Selwin

26/10/2014

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Ray Sparenberg known as Selwin was a horror host on Indianapolis's WISH-TV between 1958 to 1963. The new channel (only 4 years old) bought the Shock Theatre package, and inspired by the horror host character Zacherley decided to create their own. Dave Smith who was the Program Manager at the time enlisted Ray Sparenberg, who himself was one of the station's directors to play the role. He was picked because he had a particularly maniacal laugh.

Unlike many other horror hosts who ad-libbed much of their on-screen banter, every word of Selwin's was scripted by Smith. Which he wrote just before the show aired, and was typed into the teleprompter by Sparenberg himself. The show ran every Friday night at 11:15pm, and was called Friday Night Fright Night. Possibly one of the influences of the horror film Fight Night (1985).
The name "Selwin" was supposed to give the character a sense of Britishness, which Sparenberg attempted badly to add to with a terrible fake British accent. He openly mimicked the make-up style of Zacherley, with added Zacherley style black cape, and a broad-brimmed hat.  And initially wore claw-like rubber gloves, which he had to drop because they became to cumbersome to wear. The character and the show was massively popular,  when the fan club Selwin's Society of the Shroud was formed, the station was swamped with requests for membership cards.
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Weird Music: Hasil "Haze" Adkins

20/10/2014

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A one-man musical whirlwind, Hasil "Haze" Adkins epitomized the ethos of do-it-yourself do-it-your-own-way of outsider music. Before teenagers took to their garages in the 1960s, and punks crawled out of the gutters in the 1970s Haze was blazing a trail in West Virginia. Literally a one-man-band Haze blended country, Appalachian blues, rockabilly and rock 'n' roll with bizarre and darkly comic lyrics, to produce a unique sound that would later inspire the The Cramps and is credited as one of the earliest influences on a genre of music that would become known as Psychobilly, that emerged in early 1980s in the UK. 
Haze's raw eccentric and offbeat style set him apart from the multitude of would be musicians trying to find a break in the explosion of rock music in the 1950s. Too wild both musically and in his personal life, Haze was an uncompromising character that would gain a cult status in his latter years.  Born sometimes around April 29th, 1937 in Boone County, West Virginia, coal mining was what most men in the area went into. Haze's father was a coal miner himself, but he wanted something different for himself. Picking up anything to make a noise, in a desperate attempt to escape from the drudgery of mining, Haze inadvertently developed his raw dynamic style. When he took to the stage in towns around where he lived in the 1950s, people didn't know how to react to this frenetic sonic attack and whacked out vocals, all played himself. People were amazed and confused at what they saw, seeing Haze playing guitar and singing while crashing hi-hat cymbals and thumping a bass drum with his feet. 

Much of Haze's early recordings were done on a tape recorder in his shack in the the Appalachian mountains, adding to the mythology of the man as being a true outsider musician and the godfather of not only Psychobilly but the whole garage/punk movement that would follow in the decades after Haze first built his own guitar, and stomped his feet on the floorboards of his shack. Haze gained recognition finally when The Cramps recorded his song She Said, which appeared both on their first live album Smell Of Female and their first compilation album ...Off The Bone, both in 1983. Erm... It appeared on their second compilation album Bad Music For Bad People in 1984. The Cramps must have really loved that song. 
The Cramps drummer Miriam Linna approached Haze, which resulted in the creation of Norton Records and the release of the compilation album Out To Hunch in 1986. Their collaboration also produced the 1987 album The Wild Man, which was Haze's first professional recording session. 

Themes in many of his songs included sex, heartbreak, decapitation, aliens, hot dogs and poultry. He really loved chicken!!!
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Creepy Kids TV: The Singing Ringing Tree

17/10/2014

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Apparently as a back-lash against the amount of US TV shows for kids, in the 1960s and 1970s the BBC in the UK went for cultural diversity in its schedules and chose randomly it would seem to show the creepy classic from East Germany, The Singing Ringing Tree (1957). Cutting the movie into three parts and showing it under the innocuous title "Tales For Europe". This utterly surreal deeply disturbing  fairytale from the dark minds of communist East Germany has gone down in kids television folklore.
What promises to be a typical prince and princess fall in love tale quickly spirals into a darkly psychological tale, full of nasty unremitting creepy characters. There's the charming prince who turns into a horrible and angry kidnapping bear, that makes the Beast from Disney seem like a big soft cuddly teddy-bear. The shallow, cruel, arrogant and spoilt princess who turns into a hag. Oh and not forgetting the evil dwarf, that wouldn't seem out of place in a David Lynch movie. Oh and there's a giant flapping fish, that seems friendly enough (for a fish) but the animatronics giving it a freaky quality that just another level of weird to the already quite frankly mad movie. All presented in over saturated Technicolor, the Singing Ringing Tree has become legendary among those of a certain age who only whisper of it and shudder with the fear of repressed memories afterwards. Think a hardcore piece of German expressionist cinema for kids!

Weird Retro Fact: The BBC put an English voice-over narration track directly over the original soundtrack. The whispers of the original German could be heard throughout. Could they have made this thing any more creepier than it already was? The answer is yes! This is creepy kids TV turned up to 11.
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Horror Hosts: Marvin

14/10/2014

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Marvin (the Near-Sighted Madman) was a TV horror host, played by Terry Bennett, who originally appeared on Chicago's WBKB between 1957 and 1959. The first Shock Theater host out of Chicago, Bennett was a well known face to TV viewers in the city because of his week-day morning children show the Jobblewocky Place.

However on December the 7th 1957, at 10pm Bennett appeared on TV screens as his character Marvin, a deranged beatnik type, with turtle-neck sweater, jacket and thick rimmed jam-jar classes. The very epitome of what became the accepted parody of the jazz bar loving beatniks. An image thateven to this day is recognised in pop culture. Marvin spoke with a slow purposeful voice, in some ways an imitation of the infamously oddball Peter Lorre and the character of Renfield from the original 1931 Dracula movie. 
Marvin's assistant was his wife, known only as Dear, her face rarely seen as she has her back to the camera or obscured in some way, he would perform gruesome experiments on her.  Dear was played by Bennett’s real life wife Joy Bennett. Bennett would play Marvin mostly for laughs but every now and then would try to scare his audience. The Shock Theater he presented became so popular that the station produced a spin-off show that ran directly after called The Shocktale Party. Presented as a demented wrap party to the earlier show, guests included classic horror characters like Orville the hunchback and Shorty the Frankenstein monster, as well as the live band the Deadbeats. The band would often accompany Marvin while did musical parody numbers or beat style poetry readings. The shows finally ended in August 1959.
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